Baekhyun:
-not working out, just eating spoonfuls of nutella straight out of the jar- Man, I love being gym buddies with you, Minseok. It's really cool being athletic ones in the group isn't it?
Xiumin:
-actually working out, trying to focus- mmhmm
Baekhyun:
Like, I think we've really bonded over this. I feel so close to you, you know?
Xiumin:
sure
Baekhyun:
Oh, I love this song! AOA is so great! Their videos always put me in a good mood. Like, I feel sooo happy after watching them.
Xiumin:
wow
Baekhyun:
I mean, you can probably guess why that is, right?
Xiumin:
no tell me why im on the edge of my seat clearly
Baekhyun:
Haha, you're hilarious. It's because of hot girls doing sexy dances in skimpy clothes, obviously! You know what I'm talking about, don't be coy! I see you sweating.
Xiumin:
im sweating because im lifting weights. didnt you say youd spot me
Baekhyun:
Yeah. So anyway, today I saw a cool bug.
Xiumin:
fascinating
Baekhyun:
It was green.
Xiumin:
no way
Baekhyun:
Right??? Like, usually you'd expect to see green bugs in, like, summer. When everything's green. But it's almost winter so it was really weird.
Xiumin:
thats some deep shit baekhyun
Baekhyun:
I know, right? Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who thinks of these things. Like, no one really gets me, you know? How I see the world differently. But you understand me. You and me are a lot alike, Minseok.
Xiumin:
hm
Baekhyun:
Hey, can I change the music to my new CD?
Xiumin:
please dont
Baekhyun:
Okay! I'm unplugging your phone don't freak out
Xiumin:
baekhyun i need my workout mix
Baekhyun:
-starts playing Taeyeon's album-
Xiumin:
baekhyun no
Baekhyun:
I just... love her... so much -starts crying-
Xiumin:
-sighs-
Baekhyun:
We were so perfect together, you know? We were like a perfect pair.
Xiumin:
omg
Baekhyun:
Oh! Your phone just vibrated
Xiumin:
baekhyun why are you picking up my phone put that down
Baekhyun:
It's a message from Luhan! Want me to read it to you?
Xiumin:
no put my phone down
Baekhyun:
Okay! It says, "Hey, baby"... winky face... "I know you're ignoring my texts and we need to have that talk"... (talk is in quotes)... "I love you and I miss you and your sexy body"... winky face... "Don't give up on me yet baby"... winky face winky face winky -
Xiumin:
Okay, I get it.
Baekhyun:
So what was your sex life like with Luhan? As for me and Taeyeon, we -
Xiumin:
I WILL BURN THIS GYM TO THE GROUND IF YOU DON'T LEAVE IMMEDIATELY