Xiubaek at the gym
  1. Baekhyun: -not working out, just eating spoonfuls of nutella straight out of the jar- Man, I love being gym buddies with you, Minseok. It's really cool being athletic ones in the group isn't it?
  2. Xiumin: -actually working out, trying to focus- mmhmm
  3. Baekhyun: Like, I think we've really bonded over this. I feel so close to you, you know?
  4. Xiumin: sure
  5. Baekhyun: Oh, I love this song! AOA is so great! Their videos always put me in a good mood. Like, I feel sooo happy after watching them.
  6. Xiumin: wow
  7. Baekhyun: I mean, you can probably guess why that is, right?
  8. Xiumin: no tell me why im on the edge of my seat clearly
  9. Baekhyun: Haha, you're hilarious. It's because of hot girls doing sexy dances in skimpy clothes, obviously! You know what I'm talking about, don't be coy! I see you sweating.
  10. Xiumin: im sweating because im lifting weights. didnt you say youd spot me
  11. Baekhyun: Yeah. So anyway, today I saw a cool bug.
  12. Xiumin: fascinating
  13. Baekhyun: It was green.
  14. Xiumin: no way
  15. Baekhyun: Right??? Like, usually you'd expect to see green bugs in, like, summer. When everything's green. But it's almost winter so it was really weird.
  16. Xiumin: thats some deep shit baekhyun
  17. Baekhyun: I know, right? Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who thinks of these things. Like, no one really gets me, you know? How I see the world differently. But you understand me. You and me are a lot alike, Minseok.
  18. Xiumin: hm
  19. Baekhyun: Hey, can I change the music to my new CD?
  20. Xiumin: please dont
  21. Baekhyun: Okay! I'm unplugging your phone don't freak out
  22. Xiumin: baekhyun i need my workout mix
  23. Baekhyun: -starts playing Taeyeon's album-
  24. Xiumin: baekhyun no
  25. Baekhyun: I just... love her... so much -starts crying-
  26. Xiumin: -sighs-
  27. Baekhyun: We were so perfect together, you know? We were like a perfect pair.
  28. Xiumin: omg
  29. Baekhyun: Oh! Your phone just vibrated
  30. Xiumin: baekhyun why are you picking up my phone put that down
  31. Baekhyun: It's a message from Luhan! Want me to read it to you?
  32. Xiumin: no put my phone down
  33. Baekhyun: Okay! It says, "Hey, baby"... winky face... "I know you're ignoring my texts and we need to have that talk"... (talk is in quotes)... "I love you and I miss you and your sexy body"... winky face... "Don't give up on me yet baby"... winky face winky face winky -
  34. Xiumin: Okay, I get it.
  35. Baekhyun: So what was your sex life like with Luhan? As for me and Taeyeon, we -
  36. Xiumin: I WILL BURN THIS GYM TO THE GROUND IF YOU DON'T LEAVE IMMEDIATELY
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